February 15, 2010
Today it was revealed that the good Dr. Jones of East Anglia University (see Dec. 6), who shares the Global Warming Nobel Peace Prize with Al Gore, has admitted that the earth has been COOLING since 1995! Whew! What a relief!
This admission was accompanied by the equally shocking admission that worldwide temperatures were hotter during Medieval times (the historical period, not the dinner theater) than they are now.
After this it wasn’t particularly surprising that Dr. Jones could not (or would not) produce the original research on which the entire global warming hysteria has been based. Seems he’s not very organized, so the research is buried under one of many stacks of papers in his byzantine office; an entirely reasonable explanation.
